If you loved me, you would NOT make me choose.
In protest of this inhumane proposition, I have taken the liberty of urinating on the carpet.
Arnold Stockhausen
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- Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:27 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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- Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:08 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
Re: Most nicest poster
Eine Kleine Stockhausen! Ja, that brings back tender memories. The summer stresses have subsided, but now i am traveling. HUH! I eagerly await the opportunity to discuss these developments over steaks and biscuits. Biscuits, Stockhausen. Biscuits! Don't make me beg for them! :oops: Arnold Stockhausen
- Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:31 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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Eine Kleine...I am too busy today...the summer stresses must subside. Stay tuned!
Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne
- Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:56 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
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The Diary of Arnold Layne 8/13/2012 Dear Diary, I had a miserable day today. First, Einy-Kleiny cut off my plum pudding supply after I pooped on the carpet for the third time this week. But most importantly, its the damn bed. Why must I, Arnold, always sleep under the bed? I am sick of being on the ...
- Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:02 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Re: Some Timo Tolkki news
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4145
Re: Re: Some Timo Tolkki news
I, Arnold, can handle it. I have never sent a rump roast back. Arnold Layne Aber ARNOLD ! What are you DOING here? RUMPROAST? Shame on you. Chasing arses! Again! Huh Arnold I thought you had enough here in Mödrath. :cry: :cry: Eine Kleine Stockhausen! Yours is a little too Kleine for my (Arnold) vo...
- Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:44 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
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:) Aber doch, Arnold! Please don't call me "Eine Kleine" here, Arnold. It is an expression for our bedroom and NOT for any Forum. I am maybe "a little kleine", butt, butt it is only for you to know my dear. I am BIG in the eyes of the public and I like it to be that way. And I would never comment o...
- Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:46 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Re: Some Timo Tolkki news
- Replies: 8
- Views: 4145
Re: Re: Some Timo Tolkki news
I, Arnold, can handle it. I have never sent a rump roast back.
Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne
- Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:16 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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:) Doch Arnold! I am so happy over, that you at last returned to me, your dear Gernman friend and I hope you will stay a while. It is also nice to read your cute thoughts in your little diary and I plan to write somthing similar myself. Butt, butt, Arnold, we must try to keep our integrity intact. ...
- Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:54 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
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The Diary of Arnold Layne August 9, 2012 Dear Diary, Today, my flight arrived in Mödrath at 9 in the morning. "Eine Kleine, Stockhausen!" I cried with glee as he handed me a deluxe shawarma platter (extra tzaziki) and warmly shook my hand at the terminal. He also gifted me with a beautiful bouquet o...
- Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:39 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
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Eine Kleine Stockhausen! Do not threaten me, Arnold. I wonder sometimes if your testosterone level is too high and I recommend that you be evaluated. Have your colon and semicolon checked as well and make sure you are examined for twins. Re. Goal Stockhausen. She is my sweet but stupid sister (Sweet...
- Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:01 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
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Eine Kleine Stockhausen. can you hear me?
I pine for you...
Arnold Layne
I pine for you...
Arnold Layne
- Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:22 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 846531
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
"I am Listerine the Nidhogg, son of Layne. Feel my wraith! But first, feel my sweaty palms. Do you feel my damp sweat? That is what we call a breeding ground for various harmful, perhaps lethal pathogens. I demand hand-sanitizer and a thorough cleansing of every square inch of this house. Though I m...
- Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:46 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
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To hell with Nurmi! I do not fear him anymore. I have lost five pounds through heavy breathing exercises and am in the best shape of my life....round. Bring on the russo-finnish farmer, he will find no fear in my fucking eyes. And everyone knows a man of my stature cannot run, nor hide. Therefore, I...
- Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:53 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
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I'm a bit rusty, but its time I get back into the flow... :) A baconbutts lament Copyright 2012 LPS When I close my eyes, I hear the clank Of cutlerly and grilled lamb shank, Grilled meats, grilled beets, juicy steak, Fried goat, fried oat, pumpkin cake, From the waiters, I demand utmost loyalty, Fo...
- Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:54 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 846531
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
I, Arnold, can attest to the fact that Pekka Fucking visited my flat in Leeds, England, where we enjoyed a light supper of bacon and seared-salmon sushi rolls. HAHAHAHA! :lol: :twisted: You will find Pekka in critical condition in St. James University Hospital in Leeds, West Yorkshire, England. The ...
- Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:11 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
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A man who occasionally borrowed clothes,
And smelled as sweet as a rose,
Showed great character and piety,
But was scorned by society,
For his big butt and snotty nose
Arnold Layne
And smelled as sweet as a rose,
Showed great character and piety,
But was scorned by society,
For his big butt and snotty nose
Arnold Layne
- Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:29 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: New Stratovarius drummer (your thoughts or preferences)
- Replies: 342
- Views: 164498
Re: New Stratovarius drummer (your thoughts or preferences)
Am I excused?
Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne
- Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:10 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: New Stratovarius drummer (your thoughts or preferences)
- Replies: 342
- Views: 164498
Re: New Stratovarius drummer (your thoughts or preferences)
Arnold WHO?HinatAArcticA wrote:I summon Arnold Lyane
Arnold Layne
- Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:23 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 846531
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
When I find myself in times of hunger, my mother comes to me, Bringing trays of bacon, Let him feed, And in my hour(s) of hunger, she is cooking in front of me, Frying tons of sausage, let him feed, Let him feed, let him feed, let him feed, let him feed, Frying tons of sausage, let him feed And when...
- Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:40 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 846531
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
If I, Arnold, am not delivered an extra-large serving of goatsauce by bedtime tonight, I will spam this forum into the stone age.
Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne
- Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:07 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 846531
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Goatsauce. NOW!
Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne
- Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:16 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 846531
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Meh. I am done for now. Now, some goatsauce would be in order after a hard day's spam. Then, bed.
Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne
- Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:12 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 846531
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
'To Julia.' Say, from whom?
That the contents will show.
Say, say, who gave it thee?
Valentine's page; and sent, I think, from Proteus.
Arnold Layne
That the contents will show.
Say, say, who gave it thee?
Valentine's page; and sent, I think, from Proteus.
Arnold Layne
- Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:04 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 846531
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
If haply won, perhaps a hapless gain;
If lost, why then a grievous labour won;
However, but a folly bought with wit,
Or else a wit by folly vanquished.
Arnold Layne
If lost, why then a grievous labour won;
However, but a folly bought with wit,
Or else a wit by folly vanquished.
Arnold Layne
- Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:12 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: 10 years in stratoforum
- Replies: 54
- Views: 23784
Re: 10 years in stratoforum
Who did you learn that from?tpocain wrote:but I couldn't be happier!:) ~Tamma
Arnold Layne
- Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:44 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
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HUH! I, Arnold, am outraged at the slanders you spread about me on a public forum. :x :x :x :pissed3: Here is the correct account of what transpired that night... I lay in the baker's den, waiting for my food, And yes, I asked for seconds, I hope I was not rude, But the second roast was, and this I ...
- Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:21 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
Re: Most nicest poster
I will be waiting!
Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne
- Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:05 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
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PFFFF! The peeping Arnold drilled a hole, in the wall, In the box in Seattle, and it wasn't small, Nono, it was big as a door, So he could see more and more, What would happen to the baker under his orgiebrawl He said he only waited for his meal, Butt who can believe in such a deal, Did the baker p...
- Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:11 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
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Oh, so now I'm ugly like some burnt bird, am I? Well, when I am a big-time HUHlywood star we will see who is ugly. At least I have picked a race and stuck proudly by it. That mulatto bastard simply cannot make up his mind, so he sits on the fence. And all the throwing. it never ends. Throw, throw, t...
- Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:15 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1442179
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I, Arnold, hereby forbid my sister Goal Stockhausen from dating that mullato bastard of a thrower, Derrick Rose. I'll tell you what she's throwing, her life away. I will be damned if I will have a mulatto nephew or niece. No sirree. Blimey, no.
Arnold Layne
Arnold Layne