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- Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:50 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Pffff, huh and vojne, vojne,what a broadside Pekka, the damn alien delivered today, when he refused to lend us his Universbubble, that now stands, to no use in the barn. Skunkalien, I will put some extra strong sushi in his meal, if he stops our journey to the Moon. Nea has been there, but I am n...
- Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:13 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: I JUST realized
- Replies: 7
- Views: 6226
Re: I JUST realized
Its a ripoff of something I don't want to talk about just now. Asses!
- Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:11 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Stratovarius is in the studio!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 10216
Re: Stratovarius is in the studio!
Thanks for that! I am staying at the top. Always! Haha and pfffff...
- Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:08 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
No no! Its NOT a "t" at the end. In my little sweet world it always is pfff at the top...
- Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:02 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Jajaja! Since there have been lot of questions about my new discovery "HUB ONE" i will explain to you distrustful skeptics how it works. The Moon has a low gravity and an eightykilopersons steps will go 92 cm higher over the Moons surface than on the Earth. With my new grasshoppill it will go 182cm ...
- Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:44 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Can you please stop that jumping? Now? Your bumping disturbs my thinking...
- Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:42 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Jajaja!At last I have some result to present for you. I have been away thinking about how to improve my moonbattery and heureka I found it. Who jumps without damage of the brain? Grasshoppers! The little ugly jumping insect in all gardens. It jumps 49 times its own size. 49times! Without any broken ...
- Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:08 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Jsja! They are back on Earth and on the farm. Nea and Freckle. Without Moonharms. They performed just as I ordered, and my invention, the Dyrobattery, is now the talk of the world. And I can't help, but laugh mischievously at the Nobel-committee, and wonder who laughs the best and last now. Haha!...
- Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:17 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( This is probably my last post here, and I have hold back a lot. But I couldn't disappear, as so many others have done, without an explanation. Pekka was back, and found us hiding, in the barn. He told us, that there was only one time-journey left and that we were going to the future. We landed Ju...
- Sat Jan 09, 2016 2:27 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Jens
- Replies: 31
- Views: 27249
Re: Jens
There is no pleasure, like being envied on a mass scale, by a former combatant...
Dick Butt
- Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:56 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1428620
Re: Most nicest poster
Here we are trapped in an amber of the moment. There is no way.
Kurt Vonnegut
- Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:10 pm
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1428620
Re: Most nicest poster
If the facts don't conform with the theory, they must be disposed of.
Dick Butt
- Thu Dec 17, 2015 10:41 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
Dick Butt
Dick Butt
- Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:28 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) JAJA! I again! Pekka is still out there, in spacetime, and I can recapitulate our strange timetravels. We were probably chosen, as social experiments, by some weird scientist on Pekka's home-planet Excessa, and Pekka was a part in that. The first timechange, to the Battle of Koskalukka, was to ou...
- Sat Dec 05, 2015 2:09 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Ja,ja, here I am again! With some answers, more gray hair and wrinkles like RoBo, but NOT from laughter. No, no, from struggle under the weeks we had to flap around in different times. That damn Alien-Pekka is a real nuisance. He thinks he knows everything and can do everything, but gosh how he m...
- Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:21 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:lol: That Laos-dragon, with two heads, was an unnatural thing and he disappeared in the sunset, with a loud huff. Which probably was a deathhuff, since dragonbones, last year, were found on a Vietnam-beach. So RIP the prehistorical monster and listen to the song he sang before he huffed away. Two h...
- Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:43 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) This seems to be a neverending story. :roll: There we were, on our little 2015-year-island, surrounded by wile and evil Cossacks.The one on the terrified horse blew the whistle and suddenly they all saw us. And gosh, how they glared, with their eyes wide open. No one said a word and some fell on ...
- Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:20 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Ja,ja, I do NOT give up easily... We were stunned and stood close together,as on a small island, in the middle of the room. Around us the world slowly changed. It was snowing and cold, and a bunch of Russian Cossacks, with black horses, had built a camp, on what we knew, as the border. They looke...
- Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:19 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) The rumors grew. The superstitious rednecks persistently nagged about sparkling shit falling from heaven, and goats and buildings, that disappeared in thin air. The two policemen, that refused to return to Koskalukka confirmed what they said, and the authorities decided to invite a Swedish paraps...
- Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:25 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:x What??? I professor ÖHubble a creation??? Is this what you are saying HinatA??? PFFfFffTTTT, as our zealous mossmuffinbaker, in Seattle, would express his indignation. And PFFFF as I will say, with my strong, sonorous, German voice. I am NOT a creation of any Montezuma-revenge-descendant. I am be...
- Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:36 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Ja,ja, we are back now, after our little timetransfer. It was Nurmi that took care of that adventure. He is a real dimensionmaster, and tjoff were we in another time. Same place, but 100 years earlier. There were no buildings or goats there then, and the nature was pure and undisturbed. Just as t...
- Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:49 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Koskalukka was in agitated uproar. Something like this shitstorm had never happened before,and wasn't even heard of in Finland. Or for that matter, in the whole world. Even Seppo Messinen, who was nearly 100 years old, and had seen the most, was stunned, but also a little amused. Those self relia...
- Sun Aug 09, 2015 5:19 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) What to do? Our alienfriends would willingly help us, but they are too violent and drastic, and we didn't want to harm and maybe also kill our long suffering neighbors. We only wanted to give them a lesson. The arse-Pratt had the solution. His helicopter in our barn was a new, very secret, Russia...
- Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:23 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( Yes, I am bored... The Koskalukka rednecks were furious! And they were also convinced, that I was sent from hell, by the Devil himself, to harass just their village, with murderous goats and heavybreathing nomnomsnatching motherfuckers. And now also a Russian-speaking phone-stealing Asshole. This...
- Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:23 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Report from Koskalukka. Again! Just what I dreaded! Pratt has gone to Koskalukka village and the rednecks blame me as usual. One of them reported, that his red cell-phone was stolen, and another said that he had seen just a red phone float, in the air, outside the church. He had also heard it tal...
- Sun Aug 02, 2015 11:10 am
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:) Meanwhile in ÖHubble's pill-lab in Koskalukka. First we gave the goatbuck a pill. It took seven minutes for him to be invisible, and the last that disappeared were the horns. We had put a cow-bell round his neck and we followed him out to the herd. It clinked and tinkled merrily and the other goa...
- Thu Jul 30, 2015 12:02 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
:( Meanwhile in Koskalukka. Vojne, vojne! That Russian pilot is a real pain in the ass, but maybe science can use the stubborn jerk as a Guinea Pig. His name is Pratschioff Kraschnajewski. He speaks only Russian, and we don't. So he tries Google and the result is a Flavio-language, that is almost im...
- Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:26 pm
- Forum: Stratovarius and related bands talk in English
- Topic: Neverending Story [Game]
- Replies: 1981
- Views: 838029
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
The worst thing that can happen to a girl, is to fall in love with a guy, that is in love with her boy-friend.
Dick Butt
- Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:59 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1428620
Re: Most nicest poster
You talk much about shitting Dogs,
But don't mention the peeing Hogs,
And you never show,
A vomiting Cow,
And neither some copulating Male-Frogs...
- Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:30 am
- Forum: Other discussions in English
- Topic: Most nicest poster
- Replies: 3139
- Views: 1428620
Re: Most nicest poster
Today you are happy and gay,
Despite your Cosbyred fly,
So no reason to wimp and cry,
But to jump around and eat pie,
Even if your avatar looks more than sly,
And till that wear an hefty black tie.