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GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:07 pm

Do not trust mulattos.

LeBron James · Post by **LeBron James** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:15 am

Of course, that FUCKING STUPID Derrick Rose would be fooled by this. Someone tell his dumbass that his identity of retards has been stolen! Jaja!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:19 am

Chat Strutt-Pekka!

Strutt. Jaja, dear Pekka. This is the end for you on Earth. The President has ordered me to fetch you and take you to Excessa.

Pekka. Ja I understand that I have done too many blunders lately, but I will not go without Freckle.

Str. Yes, you are allowed to take her with you. But you must demolish the farm and the German goats and I can help you with a small bumb.

P. No, no, I have a better idea. I give the farm and all the German goats to my friend the Poet.

Str. But, but, will he really have that place at the Russ-Finn border? And all the German goats?

P. Yea, I am sure he will. He can sit there under the Russ-Finn sky and write his poems.

Str. Jaja, it is maybe inspiring to look at the German goats.

So let him have it and I can save my bumb. Your successor works in NASA and we hope that he will be more careful than you, Pekka.

P. Jaja, I know!

See you tomorrow then...

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:28 am

If you ever find the one goat with my wedding ring in its digestive tract, please oh please do let me know...

For the love of excessa!

brought2ubyletterC · Post by **brought2ubyletterC** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:27 am

That is the second time tonight that your posts made me laugh out loud for real!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:54 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:If you ever find the one goat with my wedding ring in its digestive tract, please oh please do let me know...

For the love of excessa!

Oh dear, oh dear! I thought I told you long ago, but I will gladly do it again.

Because there were so many goatasses, 79, (Roasted duck, with black Guangdong-beans, in Tzazikisauce) I found it really unappealing to manually penetrate every goats back-channel. So I decided to wait for the animals natural shitdelivery. Even this was a trying experience, since the shit varied a lot in consistency, and the one with the wedding-ring in his anus was, maybe just as a result of the hindering object, rather constipated.

So it took four days of disgusting search...

But oh, great HAPPINESS, there it was, glittering with brilliant lustre, in the unappetizing brown mess.

Since then, I wear it every Sunday, so Sunday is my wedding-ring-day.

For the love of this lovely and precious Goat-Wedding-Ring...

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:28 am

I do not like this weddingring.

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:12 am

No problem! Don't worry!

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:00 pm

What do you mean with ,no problem and do not worry?

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:14 am

Just what I said! It is NOT your PROBLEM , so why worry? He will maybe have his goat-wedding-ring back, or something, and that is I who have to deal with that. NOT YOU!

Have a good day and God bless Granada...

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:04 pm

JAJA! So take care of that then. Once and for all.

God bless Sweden!

Albert Camus · Post by **Albert Camus** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:00 am

Sais-tu combien de temps ta mère prend pour chier? Neuf mois!

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:50 pm

Merde merde merde! Vous avec plein de merde, ma fistule.

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:48 pm

The failure is complete! I turn my head and go

away. I took my share in this fight for the

impossible.

A. Camus.

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:07 am

Why did you choose such a sad talk? He was a commy and I hate commys but he must have said something more happy than this.

Albert Camus · Post by **Albert Camus** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:07 am

You hate commies and I hate your mother.

Life is sad and there's only sadness and absurdity, beware of the white crows that try to make you believe otherwise.

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:11 am

Not THAT sad. And when I see a white crow I get very happy. But you Camus are a black commycrow that kraxes black shit. Merde.

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:45 am

Ha. Corbeaux noirs les plus croasser. Ha

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:08 pm

Chat Pekka-Vito and Strutt.

Pekka with disguised voice: "Hi there mr Strutt!"

Strutt: "Hi Pekka! Under what stone are you hiding this time?"

P-V: "So you recognized me? Hihi! But I am Vito Soprano now, and I have a farm on Sicily with many German goats!"

Str: "The President is very angry at you, Pekka-Vito. Why did you escape?"

P-V: "I am an Eartling now, you see! I hate Excessa, and my wife Hester4 and my homely son. My heart belongs to this blue globe and my goats. But I am a bit worried over what is happening in Sweden the last days. And I wonder what you know about that."

Str: "Sorry not so much!"

P-V: "But, but, I have seen on CNN, that there are many German human-goats, without helmets and boots, gathering there and why is that?"

Str: "Ja, there is some sort of uproar and I heard, that it started on a Finnish music-site where a guitarrista had been unfaithful to his wife and got himself pregnant. His earlier fans started to call him names ( no fames) and it soon was spreading. For some fathomless reason, it got stuck in just this little Swedish town. The police is following the crowd and it has got out of hand."

P-V: "But what do they want?"

Str: "No one has any idea about that. They seem to be in some sort of trance. Maybe it is NASA. Or some secret agent from Excessa. On NASA! Your successor for example. Humphry Bogart! I have never trusted that guy and one can wonder what this Universe is coming to now"

P-V: "But, but, what are those trances chanting? I couldn't hear it clearly".

Str: "They are repeating the same phrase all the time. Shittolkki, shittwilight, shittolkki, shittwilight...

P-V: "Only that? Huhuhu. This is bad, very, very bad...

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:24 am

Can he not be Pekka again? Why must he be that maffioso?

Ilsekena · Post by **Ilsekena** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:01 pm

Agreed. Where the hell is this world going to.

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Wed May 02, 2012 5:38 am

Pekka will take care of everything I am sure of that.

Ilsekena · Post by **Ilsekena** » Wed May 02, 2012 7:57 am

You are twisted, twisted man!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:01 am

Chat between Strutt and the new commander, Humhrey Bogart.

Hump B. How do you do there, Commander Strutt. May I introduce myself? I am the new General-Commander, Humphrey Bogart, and I want to establish a good contact with you, based on mutual trust and respect.

Str. Oh, hi! Nice to hear from you. I hope you will have a lucky and prosperous time there on NASA, and that you are more serious, than your precursor, Pekka, the goatfarmer, allergic to sushi and hights.

HB. Yes I have planned to be very secret and I work as an ordinary astronaut here. Noone suspects me. At all! They are rather stupid those Earthlings. They joke about my name and have no idea what it means in Excessa. The Unconquerable! Ha! My first mission is to give that Pekka Fucking an offer he can't refuse. I will order him to return to his farm. This high life in Italy must end, and the German goats need more dicipline. In Finland! You have to beam them all there! Immediately!

Str. Oh I have heard that Gangsta-Silvio has moved to the farm with his boyfriend Guiseppe-Scarface. It can maybe be complications...

HB: Ha! No problem. At all! I will take care of them! I will smoke them out with Cyancalium as dirty insects!

Str. Oh I hope you spare the young Poet and the freckled girl, if they are still there.

HB. Huh! Earthlings? Jaja! I will see if I like them. But I am NOT some new meek and soft Pekka Fucking. Oh no, I am a real alien, with strong ironballs.

But, but...

IngerFjola · Post by **IngerFjola** » Wed May 02, 2012 11:19 am

Who is else getting tired of this freckled girl on here? Maybe it's time to get some media monster models and others involved?

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Wed May 02, 2012 12:00 pm

Hahahaha!

Freckle, Freckle, Freckle, Freckle, Freckle, Freckle.........Freckle, Freckle, The Poet, the Poet, the Poet. Pekka, Pekka ,Pekka, Pekka, and so on, and on, and on.......

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Wed May 02, 2012 5:39 pm

IngerFjola wrote:Who is else getting tired of this freckled girl on here? Maybe it's time to get some media monster models and others involved?

And what is the matter with you and what is your problem with Freckle?

I am here for her and Pekka and do not even try to harm them.

IngerFjola · Post by **IngerFjola** » Wed May 02, 2012 6:44 pm

No problem at all. It's just this story needs more "fresh blood".

The real one.

GAGAGO · Post by **GAGAGO** » Wed May 02, 2012 7:36 pm

And you think that you should be that "fresh blood"? Ok, go on, I am waiting.

:pop: :pop: :pop:

Ilsekena · Post by **Ilsekena** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:24 pm

I Was A Teenage Werewolf

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