Stratovarius Community

Rebel wrote:

Goal Stockhausen wrote: Agree! But, but, I am doing it all the time.
But mostly on Saturdays.

Well how big is your house?

Hahaha You can tell us- now Page 94-

I am on top for the night

And for once you can stay...

Rebel wrote:ok, 93 pages and I'll finally ask, what the hell is going on in this thread?

:luv1:
We share a page with freedom of speech,

And can talk without anyones moral-preach,

Thank you Strato, on the web, it is rather unique,

A place like this, where we all can breath.



Hope for page 100!!!

:bounce1: :bounce1: :banana1: :banana2:

This thread is about gay men
We won't stop talking about it over and over again
I've had sex with transsexual comedians
When will they give me their boners then?

Today I saw a horse.

It was neat.

This topic is a glorious one.

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Today I saw a horse.

It was neat.

Really? I haven't seen one for years. On pics of course, but not in real reality.

And what did he say? This thing?

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I am on top for the night

Jaja, that was that. Now back to normal...

Horse whispered to me:

"Do you know? These legs of mine are a product of bowflex"

And that is when I realized I became a horse whisperer.

Have sex with a bowflex.

I'm a bowflex and I can't fuck,

But I can easily make you an eunuch,

Just you try to do a stupid rape,

Then you will have a bright new shape,

And nothing left for someone to suck...

Don't talk about rape
My favorite flavor of soda is grape
I've got a hundred gay porno on video tape
And my dick is bigger than a great ape

I have heard of a gay, that like to gape,

On pics where other gays use to rape,

Zebras and gnatgnats,

And other small crats,

Even the ugliest of the ugly. An ape...

I've got a surprise for you guys!

http://www.rhymezone.com

Gosh, so many rhymes,
Here we go in times,
But what on earth is,
Crymes,
Himes,
Simes,
And symes??

GENIUS!

I like to stick my cut dick in man's dick that's uncircumcised.

I understand that you two has Touretts illness. There is mayby help but not here-What is a CUTDICK`.

Huh! You can't talk like this! They are our friends and deserve at least some respect, even if they mostly are thinking, talking, desiring, dreaming, describing, showing, drawing and lust after penises of all sorts, size and qualifications... :owned1: perv ...

A cut dick is a circumcised dick
This doesn't happen to a chick
I just wanted to rhyme really quick
Maybe that'll do the trick

Is this a Lost saga?

In my line of work?

Am I the man in the mirror?

Lost without a trace?


Few are those,

Feeding the fire,

The fire in your eyes,


You are my eternal dream,

And shine in the dark,

In September Eleven,

I will rise above it...

I'm really fat
My favorite porn is scat
And my dick is the size of a fruit bat
I also wear a cat as my top hat

He was the fattest among cats,

And loved sus-trömming more than rats,

This made him as big as he could be,

And from that you must agree,

One trömming is more fattening than 9000 gnatgnats...

Boobs on you tube
Balls and hairy pubes
Meat pot pie and vegetable stew
All these things and I've got no shoes
I saw hairy dicks and my wee wee grew

He has the most evil thing you have seen,

It scares even ghosts on Halloween,

But since he is a gay gay,

He polishes it every day,

And on Mondays he paints it bright green...

There's a lot of cheese on my mind
To Sweden to find a man's behind
Transsexual pizza maker I am aligned
Men are easier to fuck when they're blind

Overslept again.What a game!

No coffee. No nothing. No rhyme.

I have to hurry to find time,

And have even to skip my morning-vitamin-lime...

We're all farting

The smell is departing

Jerking, jerking, jerking

Absorbing the barking

Ruff, ruff, woof, woofing

He was a thunderous fart,

That hoped he would live on his art,

He could sound like a trombone,

And with that could wake a stone,

If he got a little help with the start.


But he made a real bomkaboomboom,

When he made his way out in the room,

He was made of methane-gas,

And became an explosion in the ass,

Since that was his short life's doom...