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Brother FUCK was a prisoner of war,

And he pined every night for a whore,

But the wardens took them all,

Since they were tall and not small,

So for FUCK there were no whores at all...

I ate all the popcorn

my anus is war torn

my life is reborn

don't mourn my bone

I'll be in my bunk watching gay porn

Go to bed you nightowl, I have to work...

Brother FUCK had to settle with gayporn,

And sometimes with a bag of popcorn,

But one of those had a very sharp torn,

So his anus is now unadorn and outworn...

Taiwanese girls have no ass

They might not have an ass

But at least they have low mass

And a bit of semen in their shot glass

doc_holliday wrote:Taiwanese girls have no ass

If a chick in Taiwan has no ass,

Our Doc here at once her harass,

He prefers birds with big relative-assmass,

And doesn't like to gaze at their asses,

With his magnifying glasses.

Will this versing go on for ever?

This verse will end whenever

Now get on your knees and feel my pleasure

My Willie doesn't have much terror

I'm just the gay offender

Let's all have anal sex together

Whenever, pleasure, terror, offender, together? Not many rhymes to steal there! Is this the END of VERSES?

Since it was just some prove of brother Fuck's gaysexual frustration. HUH.

I'm sorry it did not rhyme

my penis is full of slime

It's 2 am and I'm running out of time

We'll be up all night doing hate crimes

Limes, Limes, Limes, Limes, Limes

ÖHubble likes to steal,

So I hope we can make a deal,

You write down what you feel,

When on your gayknees you kneel.


If you make it in rhyme,

It's called to reclaim,

And we both spare some time,

When we recycle your rhymes so sublime ...

PffT!.


The springstresses are here! :nervous:

Goshgosh! You don't say? Then you haven't time to put me down. From the top I mean.

It's now time for penis

I'm damned near a genius

Let the urine clean us

More semen to discuss

Please add me on google plus

Brother FUCK's reptilebrain is full of penises,

In his nightmares they are strangling snakes and no geniuses,

The gayuse of his organ can give him viruses,

Make him impotent, sterile and without impresses,

So this is NOT so god for his apparatuses...

And when it's time to rape

I'm hung like a great ape

This sex session is taking shape

While listening to strato on a cassette tape

Brother FUCK often likes to make a little rape,

And is there no gayones, he settles for an ape,

He still seems to be in great ape-rape-shape,

And the poor raped ape has no chance to escape...

And now it's time for a little breast

I'm on the bisexual quest

Sex with women, who would have guessed

Time to get an aids blood test

Brother FUCK goes from penises to chickenbreasts,

And with that he must try a sexuality test,

Then maybe he tells us what he likes best,

And I can from now have a gayrhymestealing rest,

That makes a big stone fall down from my chest...

Non stop butt sex is imminent.

Can you not talk about anything else?

Here's to more buttsex! Cheers!

Did anyone celebrate vappu? Let's get drunk!

And what is vappu? Can't drink to something one don't know about. OR?

Vappu is a holiday in Finland!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walpurgis_Night#Finland

Oh, I call that Valpurgis-if I must. But mostly Valborg. It is a gruesome day for sure, when students drink far to much...

Let's just get drunk anyways!

But, but, I'm not so sure it is a good idea for me. I use to be sick from alcohol and it is not fun. No, not fun. At all.

But if you must, you must, so go on, even if you have to drink without me. I can take some coffee. Jaja! :bounce1: :bounce1:

You like coffee? Try some coffee liqueur!

Jaja I can try that. Shall I ask in the shop for coffeealcohol? hrmmm...