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Its time for butt sex
Checking out shrek's pecks
Penis in the ass, its not complex
Observing the negative effects
The hottest women are all Czechs

In Strato-forum there was a mister Fuck,

That in his Gayness was totally stuck,

All his mind was engaged in Butt-Butt-sex,

And there he was the real Tyrorex,

It helped against the fear to be a gayeunuck...

Show me your tits
Let me lick that clit
We'll have sex in a bit
All night we won't quit
I'm less gay than I'd admit

Butt, butt... you must be joking... So many gaypoems

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Who wouldn't love to be like helicopters?

With blank and shiny wings,

That soar over the stupid sloppers,

And drop some stinky, smelly things.


But from a hopeful lover, it must be a flop,

To put down such shitty, unexpected drop,

So maybe you should think again about your dreams,

And find some other more romantic, sexy schemes...

Dickbutt

Dick Glutt, Dick Mutt, Dick Strutt, Dick Cut, Dick Putt,

Dick Nut, Dick Rutt, Dick Plutt, Dick Dutt, Dick Slut,

Dick Smutt, Dick Clutt, Dick Puttifnutt, Dick Hutt,

Dick Sutt, Dick Muttelifnutt..........

There was a big dick
He was really slick
Everyday on the pogo stick
If she would only lick
A whole night of ice picks
I'm drunk and sick
Shitting out my ass
A dick full of really thick dicks

Brother Fuck is drunk and sick,

And has some problem with his knick,

I wish there was a simple trick,

That could heal his hurting dickpogchick,

But it wouldn't help to use humanlick,

When he also has asspain in his dicknick...

Hello!

Hi and hellooo!

And what on Earth are you doing up at this time?

I am going to work now, but will use this opportunity to point out, that Brother Fuck's and my recent poems, are approved by LPS (Living Poets Society), since they are adequate in both rhyme and contents but sometimes a bit gross. They can maybe be seen, as some clever whims and irregular works of poetry.

I'm an insomniac! I love these rhymes! Keep it up!

Can't do a simple rhyme without brother Fuck.

If you want to have sex
See what's next
A big tyrannosaurus rex
Pulverized your ass with no flex
A dinosaur in your ass, it's not complex
And that's my poem about dinosaur sex

Huh!

When I want to have some sex,

I would never chose a tyrorex,

His dinomind is too complex,

So is his orgasmreflex,

And his sticky Dickejects.

Till that I'm sure he eats me in a flex,

And that is NOT how I would like my sex...

I put my dick in a fish
And it made a big squish
I've got only one wish
To anally penetrate a witch

Yeah, I'm gonna go fishing,

That's what I'll do,

Think about nothing,

Not even you,

Catching a very big one,

A real speckled trout,

Yes, my summer-vacation is coming up,

So I'm gonna go fishing me a troutquadrup...

Defecation on a man's face
Uploading the pictures to MySpace
Fucking mares at a horse race
Orgasm so loud they can hear it in deep space
She kicked me so hard that I need a neck brace

I am masturbating with impunity.

Pablo tell us who this Impunity boy friend is. Pic.

fuck wrote:Defecation on a man's face
Uploading the pictures to MySpace
Fucking mares at a horse race
Orgasm so loud they can hear it in deep space
She kicked me so hard that I need a neck brace

You don't give up do you. Ugly!

My balls are swinging around
While im cruising town
Her underwear full of brown
Pissing on her face on the way down
Chewing their shit while hanging around

I don't know if to laugh or cry. You must have some screw loose.

My brains are full of dicks
Tomorrow I'm making a chocolate cake mix
Last time I had sex it was during a lunar eclipse
I've got more boners in this bag of tricks
Meanwhile in England the gays eat fish and chips

No more gross verses?

I cannot rhyme without Hubble.

Hubble86 wrote: Can't do a simple rhyme without brother Fuck.

Is Hubble a homo too? Have you seen that Flavio is back? Make some dirty rhyme with that niggafaggot.

Flavio is back
And we know he smokes crack
He fucks so many men he had a heart attack
Cocks down his throat causes a asthma attack

The astma serves him right. Eating cocks?