Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:45 am

:x I hate verses but it can do- :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:33 pm

:)

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Dick Wilde Butt.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Nov 29, 2015 1:37 am

Welcome back!! :D :) :D

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Nov 29, 2015 9:22 am

:) Thank YOU! You are a kind and nice Fuck! :bigok:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:06 am

Here's a pizza for you.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:40 pm

8) Nomnomnom...We can share?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:58 pm

Yes! Sharing is caring. :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by doc_holliday » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:50 pm

pizza in Taiwan sucks

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Southern_Cross » Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:39 pm

doc_holliday wrote:pizza in Taiwan sucks
I don't even remember if they had pizza when i was last in Taiwan

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:59 am

:lol: I have never been last in Taiwan and I would not eat pizza if I went there I am sure. Rice maybe- :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:38 am

:)

A guy took a trip to Taiwan,

He was a pizza-expert, that man,

First he tried a Taiwan-Carbonara,

And then a Vegan-Marinara,

But. Huh, both came up in a vomit-pan...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Dec 02, 2015 4:14 am

:shock:


Here we are again
Time to drain my brain
My lover is from Spain
Kick me in my balls, thats pain
I defecate on the airplane
:lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by doc_holliday » Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:13 am

Southern_Cross wrote:
doc_holliday wrote:pizza in Taiwan sucks
I don't even remember if they had pizza when i was last in Taiwan
why did you go to Taiwan?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:21 am

When I took a shit today I felt something weird
I pushed as hell but nothing came out
There was something in my ass that wouldn't go away
I tried to pull it but it seemed like it would stay
Blood on my hands and the shit was pushing on
Suddenly my excrements came out of my mouth
victim of anal abscess
I cannot shit I cannot sit
ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANOTHER ANAL MISERY
I'm not an assbetrayer but I've lost my wife
I hate my life and I'm bleed from the hole
I'm no longer a lawyer cause I cannot sit
I can't ride my horse and whores can't ride me
This is a nightmare kaboom I've got
Here's I'm standing naked with a balloon from my ass
My ass give me Hell with blood pain and shame
My name is Konkelberry Finn
And I will blow my ass away

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:25 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Good Heavens! You are an acute-case! Call an Ambulance! Now!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Dec 03, 2015 12:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm having an anal evacuation
My bleeding ass is leading the nation
A pack of smokes from the gas station
Some water for hydration
I'm bleeding from taxation
A dildo in my ass causes vibration

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:35 am

:(
Poor Fuck suffers from an asshurting pain,

And he probably got it from his wife in Spain,

I tried to help him, but all in vain,

Since he doesn't listen to a Goal Layne,

Now I'm sure it has gone to his brain...

:cry:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:41 am

The Flying Penis


You shouldn't have
Cheated on your wife
Cause here she comes with a knife

Cut it off
Cut it off
Cut it off
And tied it to a balloon

Everyone could see your dick
Flying over your country

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:44 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: HUUUUUU!

This is contagious and the first terrifying sign of a coming apocalypse! Soon the sky will be darkened by cut dicks.

Doublehuh!

:pop: :pop: :pop:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:02 am

NO MORE DICKS! TIME FOR PIZZA!!

http://imgur.com/gallery/ajaTf0n

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Dec 05, 2015 2:13 pm

:shock: Choose between pizzas and dicks? Are you really sure you can DO that? :roll: :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:32 pm

My ass is really in trouble today. I've got diarrhea. Used up so much toilet paper I had to go to the store and buy more. :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:29 am

Hubble86 wrote:
Hubble86 wrote:
Hubble86 wrote:[Image




This will help us reach page 100. Two flies in the same catch... :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:06 pm

The thing that's destroyed is my ass

I've got a dildo made out of brass

Once I defecated on a piece of glass

This Sunday I'm skipping mass

Just because I've got so much gas

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:22 am

:)

Poor Fuck has still an agonizing asspain,

He swears a lot, over his lover, Jain, in Spain,

But now, as a change, he got a blustery diarrhea,

And can only drink a pathetic herbal-tea,

The paper he uses, comes from North-Korea,

And evil rumors say, it can cause gonorrhea...


HUH

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:52 pm

It's Hanukkah if you're a Jew

In the morning it's time to brew

Some coffee made of cat poo

Haven't had the flu

If we're sick we'd eat a vegetable stew

Then take a shower with coconut shampoo

Before bed he will give me a tattoo

When I wake up I'll have an erect vascular tissue

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:15 am

:)

Brother Fuck has a sensitive tissue,

He is afraid he will get the bad flu,

So he made himself an anti-flu-brew,

That he can all the day chew and chew,

Until his face is purple-red-blue,

And this is the perfect true,

Believe it, or you can yourself screw...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:10 am

It's Christmas time

Santa did a crime

Stuck his dick in a tub of slime

The elves have to climb

This has to rhyme

Take a bath in Anaheim

Now it's bedtime

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:08 pm

:( Requiem over a lost Forum.


There was no Forum,

Like Stratoforrum,

And now it seems dune,

Since all the jokes and fun,

Are almost overrun.


The farmer, the baker, the poet, all troll,
Have left for some other, more rocking, roll.


We wrote about cut dicks, darkening the sky,

And poor Tolkki's micro, and we didn't know why,

He answered the harmers and called us all Gay,

It was rather silly and of course it couldn't stay,

So now the Forum sleeps in it's boredom, night and day...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:32 am

One more rhyme for the dicks

I'm up to my old tricks

Like Stiring up a cake mix

Grabbing my phallus with chopsticks

Forgot to wear my crucifix

Don't want to get caught up in the politics

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